For the previous few months, lots of people have been sharing memes related to horrible superhero movie Morbius, which stars famous technique actor Jared Leto as a residing vampire man or one thing…look, I’ve not seen the movie, okay? Anyway, all these memes, jokes, and on-line ha-has have been enjoyable, however issues are getting uncontrolled. Sony—probably seeing all of the renewed curiosity in Morbius and all issues morbin’—has now introduced the film again to theaters. What have we performed?
Morbius was launched again in April to very destructive critiques. For many who aren’t conscious, it’s a Sony Marvel film, not an MCU joint. This implies it could actually tease at connections to the extra widespread, profitable MCU movies, however will probably by no means be allowed to actually take part all of the money-making enjoyable of Iron Man and Dr. Unusual.
Making solely about $170 million on the field workplace, Morbius ought to have slid off into the night time to go die in a discipline, or no matter occurs to unsuccessful comedian ebook motion pictures. However the future Oscar winner received a second wind upon its launch on digital streaming, after which the Morbius memes exploded thanks largely to a Twitch channel that started streaming the film 24/7. Right here’s what Kotaku’s personal Jeremy Winslow reported final week:
Because of the movie’s proliferation on Twitch since not less than Could 24, a glut of Morbius memes have began infiltrating the web. There’s Twitter person Rama_Firmansya’s hilarious “History of Morbius Meme” a timeline spanning 2016 to 2022 that charts our development from “hugh mungus” to “amongus” to “morbius.” There are a number of field artwork memes of Morbius as a Nintendo DS, Switch, and Wii recreation—a trilogy, if you’ll. Hell, I even noticed a whole Twitch channel named morbing_man that was solely streaming Morbius memes earlier than the corporate yeeted it into area. The memes are all over the place at this level, like a virus. Like a…morbius?
And all of this has led to one thing very unusual. Sony, seemingly reacting to all this newfound buzz and on-line morbin’, has introduced the movie again to theaters. As reported by Exhibitor Relations on Twitter, Sony has confirmed that Morbius might be back in 1,037 theaters this weekend, over two months after it first opened. And I’ve already noticed not less than just a few people who’ve purchased tickets.
Sony hasn’t but confirmed why the movie is heading again to so many theaters so lengthy after its preliminary launch. It’s secure to imagine that it has to do one thing with the sudden spike in on-line chatter, however you by no means know. Perhaps Sony simply actually appreciated Morbius and needed to share it with people.
Kotaku has reached out to Sony in regards to the movie’s sudden return to theaters.
Sadly, all this brouhaha might result in a fair darker future wherein Morbius will get a sequel. And positive, we’re all having an excellent chuckle on the “Morbin’ Time” jokes, however it’s time to cease. The world doesn’t want to provide attainable cult chief Jared Leto a profitable C-grade superhero franchise, not to mention extra money. Please, cease morbin’ a lot, people. There’s nonetheless time. We are able to nonetheless cease Sony from making Morbius 2.
Perhaps you suppose it gained’t be so unhealthy? Maybe you even appreciated the primary movie? But when we get a sequel, you higher imagine Sony will make the individuals behind it cram in memes, inside jokes, references to the present memes, and god forbid, extra morbin’.
However then once more, that additionally sounds…superb?
Okay, by no means thoughts, I’m in. Morb your brains out and get us a horrible, meme-filled, far-too-late sequel that fully misses the pattern and finally ends up being a wild shitshow. Maybe that will lastly kill the residing vampire, and with a bit of luck, Leto’s profession.